Amy Schumer is among one of the most insufferable and annoying celebrities America has to offer right now. During the 2016 presidential campaign, Schumer promised that she would move to Spain if Donald Trump won the presidency.
But when Trump did win, Schumer broke her promise –obviously. And unfortunately, she just keeps making movies, like the atrociously reviewed Snatched.
And when you hear the plot for Schumer’s next movie, you’ll cry laughing, because it shows how completely tone deaf she and the other filmmakers are to how she’s already perceived.
Comingsoon.net reports:
“STXfilms is boarding the Amy Schumer comedy I Feel Pretty, the directorial debut of screenwriters Abby Kohn and Marc Silverstein, it was announced today by STXfilms Chairman Adam Fogelson and Sam Brown, President of Production for STXfilms, a division of STX Entertainment.
STXfilms will distribute the comedy in the United States and it marks the second high-profile deal. I Feel Pretty will begin shooting in Boston this July.
Wonderland Sound and Vision’s McG and Mary Viola will produce I Feel Pretty with Voltage Pictures’ Alissa Phillips, Dominic Rustam and Nicolas Chartier. Schumer will also produce. Kevin Kane, a frequent collaborator of Schumer’s will co-produce. Jonathan Deckter will executive produce for Voltage.
In the comedy, an ordinary woman who struggles with feelings of insecurity and inadequacy on a daily basis wakes from a fall believing she is suddenly the most beautiful and capable woman on the planet.
With this newfound confidence she is empowered to live her life fearlessly and flawlessly, but what will happen when she realizes her appearance never changed?”
So, basically, Schumer will end up playing herself in this movie?
The movie’s premise is exactly how everyone already perceives her. It’s like the writers and Schumer’s agents are intentionally conspiring to end her career.
And you know that the theme/message of this movie is going to be “beauty is on the inside” and “confidence is beauty”.
While no production company sets out to lose money, these guys are obviously aloof to the public’s opinion of her. Yet, they’re still excited, for some unknown reason.
Comingsoon.net continued:
“‘Amy is a spectacularly talented comedienne and actress and this story could not be more perfectly suited to her incisive observational skills and humor,’ said Fogelson.
‘We are excited to be working with her and we love adding I Feel Pretty to STX’s growing list of female-driven comedies. Abby and Marc are among my favorite comedy screenwriters working today and they have a fantastic vision as directors for this film.’
Schumer, who wrote and starred in the hit comedy Trainwreck can currently be seen opposite Goldie Hawn in Snatched.
She will next be featured in Thank You for Your Service from director Jason Hall. Kohn and Silverstein’s credits as a writing team include such successful comedies as Never Been Kissed, He’s Just Not That Into You, The Vow and How to Be Single.
The deal, which is the most significant US agreement so far this year at the Cannes Film Festival, was negotiated by UTA Independent Film Group and Voltage. As previously announced, Voltage will finance the film and is currently selling international distribution rights.
Kohn and Silverstein are represented by UTA and Management 360 and SOWD.’ McG and Mary Viola are represented by WME and Management 360 as well as SOWD. Schumer is represented by UTA and Carrie Byalick at B Company and Schreck Rose.”
Considering the writers’ previous works, it will probably be a romantic comedy with a tone of sweet innocence.
But having Amy Schumer as the star means it will actually be nothing short of pure raunchiness – because there’s just no way she could ever pull off sweet and innocent.
Amy Schumer’s “humor” is far from it! It’s filth and chutzpah! “she” is part of the globalist take-over of the likes of disney and Universal…in that she and her financier’s are the reason thousands of AMERICAN WORKERS are being fired and laid off so that International Guest Workers can replace the American Workers.
Her “brand” of humor is the epitome of filth.
That fat, ugly wench is a veritable comedic wasteland. If it doesn’t have to do with her stinking vagina then she won’t tell the joke. I cannot imagine any man worth his salt that would dip his wick in that shit-filled swamp of a crotch.
Made me laugh. Quite graphic and also quite disgusting but it does suit this disgusting woman! Ugh, ugh, ugh!
I wish she would move to Spain. We may not be able to smell it from there. My apologies to Spain.
Whoa, harsh but so correct. Good d for you. Seems like every
You are a PIECE OF SHIT just like your UNCLE CHUCKY!!!
The most beautiful and capable woman on the planet is Hillary! If you don’t believe it– just ask her,
Amy is pathetic. Must run in the family, look at relative Sen. Chunky Schumer. I’d hate to see the rest of the family.
I hope that there are no more like them—two are bad enough! One tries to fill the airwaves with filth—the other is trying to destroy our government any way he can! Heaven help us.
Like the inbred bunch to solve the question of how that turns out! All you have to do for that answer is look and listen to them. Dem wit morons!
You are sooooooooo right, SD! The inbreds are killing our country. The Schumers, Bushes, Kennedys, Clintons—all want to found a dynasty to the hurt of us common folk.
Cant say i have ever heard are saw her . But it sounds like a good thing not to
Of course you can’t say that…”heard are saw” makes no sense whatsoever.
Are you the spell check king ?
You think it’s OK to use the word are in place of the or? If you do…you’re an as****e.
Shake Amy and Kathy in a bag, spill them out and you couldn’t tell one from the other, it’s called no talent spectrum.
I don’t support it! SCUM BUCKET!
There ar so many films I want to see. I am so happy that with the announcement of this one, the numbers of films I want to see, has remained unchanged.
All the confidence in the world won’t change the fact that someone is fat.
Alas, all these Don Rickles wannabes aren’t a tenth as good as he was. RIP Don.
well I would like to know who thinks this b@#$% has talent or funny she never has had or never be anything but what she is a slut
You write like a fairly recent immigrant. Are you a fairly recent immigrant?
Nope, not one I’ll bother to pay money to go see. What a mess.
Yet another crude, unattractive and unfunny woman (?) who thinks that Obammunist talking points punctuated by snarky shots at Donald Trump and the more than occasional obscenity is humorous, and more ominously plans with her comrades to use the police power of the state to make us pay for and laugh at it whether we like it or not. This one, Griffin, Degenerate and all the harpies on “The View” are merely auditioning for spots on the telescreen after the revolution. We need to get vegetables ready for them now, and lock and load for their comrades later.
I also have a heavy duty crossbow and super accurate high powered sling shot! ?
Does your mind not question why crossbow is one word, yet slingshot is not? Curiosity may just be the only real difference between a smart person and a dumb person.
Guessnot?
IF I WAS HER I WOULD PUT SOMETHING ON TO COVER MY ARMS.
LOL
A burka to cover the face seems appropriate.
I will never go to any of your pictures ever again
Funny how all the leftist women are so ugly. Guess that’s where the “comedy” part comes in.
They should do a “people” version remake of the muppets…..
Amy Shumer is a dead (from the neck up) ringer for miss PIGGY!!!!
Amy Who? Never heard of her. Most likely just another Hollywood POS!
I’m with you, never heard of her.
You got this?
“WAKES FROM A FALL BELIEVING SHE IS SUDDENLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CAPABLE
WOMAN ON THE PLANET”… Are they sure it’s not real life? Well, maybe in her own mind. This will be a flop, you’ll see.
I wonder if she can even pull off the role of being herself. Her “acting” is that bad…
Maybe she cannot because there is really nothing there.
Hollywood is pressured for ‘favors’ and as well by the Democrat Party in return for remaining silent about the heavy propaganda laiden content of everything they do, that they make and what they are. It is a symbiotic relationship and there is no coincidence that Amy’s success is tied to her funny Uncle’s position in the US Senate.
The little piggy slut that’s never funny
If this farce opens they will realize that a no talent, fat pig, could not carry her uglyness let alone a movie production. They will notice very quickly that no tickets are being sold and the boycott campaign has gone into overdrive.
She is just a blob of a C rated actress. She is not funny, just spits out stupidity and those uneducated babes in our Universities chuckle.
Who is funnier: A) Amy Schumer, B) Kathy Griffin, C) Sarah Silverman
Answer: D) None of the above.
Absolutely he perfect image for cattle call.You have to be careful and specific, Chuck may show up in lieu.
You weren’t very “careful and specific” when you wrote ‘he’ instead of ‘the’. Kudos, for ‘lieu’, however. Most of your ilk could not have pulled that off
Well go for it Amy, this should be fun to watch, you are going to crash so hard. Hollywood stars should just do what they do best and stay the hell out of politics, they differ from most of the country. Oh and by the way, technology is going to end your career. See ya
She IS Sen. Schumer.
She like the rest of the liberal socialistic democrats are just big talk and crybabies LIARS. Not one of them that stated they move out of the US as ever done it ALL LAIRS
Amy you have a big mouth. Maybe you should STICK SOMETHING BIG IN IT!!! You and Uncle Chucky are 2 ASSHOLES!!!
My God, she looks like she could be Miss Piggies sister. Although Miss Piggy is soooo much prettier!
You promised, NOW GET THE HELL TO SPAIN AND DON’T COME BACK TO OUR GREAT COUNTRY!!!
While I’m here, word has come out that Chuck Schumer has been tied to Weiner in viewing nude boys and possibly more serious. You should go to Spain, change your name, and never come back to this great country. Never, never, never!!
it’s pitiful, that she’s so ignorant, to think this film portrays HER, as the stupid piece of goat feces she is.
But then again, them greedy liberals, will do ANYTHING for a buck. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/024f2eab18638dea5746ae20929dd6ffc9cbc243bc43b4db78ca52326c5178b7.jpg
At least 2 dozen “celebrities” said they were moving to Canada, Spain, England, etc., & they’re still here. Miley Cyrus even said, If Trump wins I’m leaving the country & ended her statement by saying, I don’t say things I don’t mean.
I know a person who didn’t want to vote for Trump but after all the “stars” said they’d leave if he won – they said that gave them a reason to go ahead & vote for him. He’s now miffed they’re still here with no apparent plans to keep their word.
What is the name snatch of the movie? How come she did not move to Spain when TRUMP won like she said she would I guess they did not want her either what a loser.
What a talentless skank.
Kind of fitting that an ass is the party symbol………