Bill and Hillary Clinton have been writing book after book and memoir after memoir for far too long.
Apparently, if your last name is “Clinton”, then you’re in line for a multi-million dollar book deal and it wouldn’t even matter what you did – or didn’t – contribute to society.
And you wouldn’t even need it to be written coherently, because both Hillary and Bill have published books which were a “Collection of Essays” – also known as the classic case of phoning it in.
And ever since Hillary lost to President Trump in November, she’s locked up even more book deals.
But now Bill Clinton is teaming up with a famous novelist in his first fictional political thriller novel.
Breitbart reports:
“Neither Bill Clinton nor James Patterson has ever tried something like this before.
The former president and the best-selling novelist are collaborating on a thriller, ‘The President is Missing,” to come out June 2018 as an unusual joint release from rival publishers — Alfred A. Knopf and Little, Brown and Co. In a statement Monday provided to The Associated Press, the publishers called the book “a unique amalgam of intrigue, suspense and behind-the-scenes global drama from the highest corridors of power. It will be informed by details that only a president can know.”
Knopf has long been Clinton’s publisher, and Patterson has been with Little, Brown for decades.
‘The President is Missing’ is the first work of fiction by Clinton, whose best-known book is the million-selling ‘My Life.’
For Patterson, it’s the chance to team up with a friend who knows as well as anyone about life in the White House.
‘Working with President Clinton has been the highlight of my career, and having access to his firsthand experience has uniquely informed the writing of this novel,’ Patterson said in a statement.
‘I’m a storyteller, and President Clinton’s insight has allowed us to tell a really interesting one. It’s a rare combination — readers will be drawn to the suspense, of course, but they’ll also be given an inside look into what it’s like to be president.’
‘Working on a book about a sitting president — drawing on what I know about the job, life in the White House and the way Washington works — has been a lot of fun,’ Clinton said in a statement. ‘And working with Jim has been terrific. I’ve been a fan of his for a very long time.’”
Do you think there will be a sex scene with an intern, followed by a highly publicized impeachment hearing?
Will there be a Wag the Dog scene where he decides to drop bombs in the Middle East to distract from the impeachment and lying under oath?
Probably not.
Breitbart continued:
“Knopf and Little, Brown declined to offer any more details about the book, including whether it refers to President Donald Trump, who last fall defeated Clinton’s wife, Hillary Clinton.
Financial terms for the novel, which the authors began working on late in 2016, were not disclosed. Clinton and Patterson share the same literary representative, Washington attorney Robert Barnett, who negotiated the deal.
‘The President is Missing’ will be co-written, co-published and co-edited — Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group chairman Sonny Mehta is working on the manuscript with CEO Michael Pietsch of Hachette Book Group, the parent company of Little, Brown.
‘This is a blockbuster collaboration between two best-selling authors,’ Mehta and Pietsch said in a joint statement, ‘and the pages we’ve read to date are riveting, full of intricate plotting and detail.
This is a book that promises to entertain and delight millions of readers around the world, and we are thrilled to be working on it together and with our esteemed houses supporting us.’”
This will mark the first time a fictional novel will be a written by a President or former President.
And who knows, it might actually be good. But only because of Patterson – and certainly not because of Bill Clinton. This will likely be a one-sided collaboration.
it must be going to be based on his and obamas terms in office
obama and his man wife are getting 60 million for there time in the white house.
You don’t know the word ‘their’ either? Your unwed mother must have been a neglectful drunk.
And you came from a failed test tube experiment. Leave mothers out of it.
He is just pissed that his mother never met his father but one time.
One needn’t be angry about anything in order to taunt a mouth-running dummy.
Odd that you would arrive at that conclusion. Most Conservatives are fairly smart.
Nice exchange…but I believe msueh got ya’. lol
The Clintons just never stop screwing the country with their endless stream of nauseating lies that do little more than line their pockets with more crooked money. These lying criminals both should have been tossed in jail years ago, but folks unfortunately continue to buy their publications and make them richer. Sad, really sad.
Wait until they get to Hell,Satan doesn’t take Dollars !
Souls have more value than $$$.
Lets pray the both get shoot.
Shot, stupid. Simple verb tense is called that for a reason.
(…and you cannot spell the simple word ‘they’ with just three letters.)
Hey, stupid: Have you offered your free proofreading services to the clinton cartel? Ya know, checking for lies? This is OUR playground; be nice or leave. I’m an English teacher, so leave me alone.
I did leave you alone, snowflake. Do you often fail to make sense?
I would them nothing short of deportation after serving a fair amount of time.
You are wrong in your assessment, because although you are an intelligent man, you are a zealot and zealots are often dumb jerks.
LOL…you forgot….”and have to walk back their angry words”.
LOL…I can just see the veins in your forehead bulging!
Are you reading these posts with a red marking pencil, Chi Sam…you’re hilarious!
Agree!
Why, Why, Why, won’t the Clinton’s just go-a-way!! Have never nor will I ever buy or read a Clinton book.
Hell you are not the only one I would not waste my money on there books but the communist democrats will.
Add the word their to your vocabulary, stupid.
and you must be a professor
If mastering ones own language at a third-grade suggests ‘professor’, not only are you stupid, you had to have been raised in a dumb, uneducated household.
Hmmm…well, Chi Sam, is it not possible that there was a typographical error in Millard’s spelling, or are you absolutely sure that he is “stupid”?
Looking at your own words one might see a slight attention deficit disorder in completing your own train of thought by leaving out the crucial wording that you seem to feel makes you, probably mistakenly, “not as dumb” as Millard.
For instance…are you saying, you mastered English “in” the third grade, but were in such a hurry to insult Millard that you didn’t write what you actually meant…or are you saying that Millard has only, unlike you, “mastered” English at a third grade level because he committed a typical “typo” with the word “there” instead of “their”?
Either way, I wonder why so many posters like you are so quick to insult and attack others because of a minor misspelled world.
You voted for Crooked Hillary, didn’t you?…yeah, it shows.
You are right, in that I made an inept error…which has been fixed to read “third-grade level”, but you are quite wrong about my political beliefs and voting habits.
The reason you were right in the first instance, is because you looked at the facts and rightly deduced that I made a dumb mistake. When you let your emotions and zealotry guide your thinking, you do not reach the correct conclusion.
I have some history with Millard, and he is a nasty, foul imbecile.
Chi Sam…thank your for your very civil explanation.
I can see that you are clearly an intelligent individual, and I must admit that I have never heard a “non lying liberal democrat” behave so aggressively toward others, simply, it seemed to me, over a posted comment…but it IS standard operating procedure for pretty much ALL lying liberal democrats these days…so I hope you can see my confusion upon reading your words.
The democrat’s bitter, hate filled, mean spirited, aggressive behavior…on daily display these days… is the political legacy of the Saul Alinsky-ites that the Clinton crime family brought to Washington D.C. back in 1992, and changied American politics for the worse…forever.
I, obviously, did not know your “history” with Millard, but do know the frustration one can get with some of those that might seem to deliberately seek us out to “fight with” when we post, as I have had on some occasions.
That is not to say that Millard is one of those types…I don’t know…only that I understand how it can happen to any of us, if we feel that way.
You’re obviously a smart man…please don’t let your passion cloud your thinking and take you off your very good points.
“Our side” needs more good people with good wits about them…but overlooking minor mistakes is easy enough to do if it helps those that actually agree with us, but might make them…and we ALL make them occasionally…feel more confident in freely expressing their thoughts and opinions.
Just like the Orcs in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, the numbers of “The Dark Side” democrats are growing…and is just one reason, as I’m sure you know, that border security is SO important…so we must try out best to stick together and “fight as one”, or surely we will be overrun by these America hating, Godless heathens.
Thanks again, and take care.
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I’m sorry…what did you say? I got distracted by a fly I can hear, bit cannot locate. Please…tell it again. I promise my undivided attention this time.
Hmmm…well, that might explain some things.
I’m no doctor…although my initials ARE “D.R”….but I’ve read that Adderall, and Ritalin, have shown good results in these types of situations. lol
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You may consider reading a dictionary, for the word Clintons in this context is a simple plural.
You might want to get some manners and oh by the way – change parties – yours is in the toilet.
My party controls the White House, the Senate, Congress, and most of the governorships.
You seem to be the typical stupid, low-information jerk that gets your news from comedy shows.
Jesus does not like as*****s that don’t know what they’re talking about.
If Jesus were alive today, he would be solidly behind Trump, you stupid, mouth-running, possesses-liberal-traits jerkoff.
You certainly don’t sound like a Trump supporter with your insults and slurs against some of us. I voted for him to clean up America like you who want to destroy it. If you are a Trump supporter then sound like it and stop insulting people. And the name Jesus and you language don’t belong in the same sentence. You need to learn some manners – I don’t care WHO you voted for.
Go **** yourself. I have no intention of conversing with a stupid as****e that says whatever comes to mind without thinking.
I hate stupid, lying, zealous as*****s…truly despise them. That would include most black criminals, and mouth-running jerks like you. I did not approach you, as*****e.
Hatred is of the Devil – so you must be of the Devil. Don’t worry about conversing any more because as of this posting YOU are blocked!!
Maybe…but why would I give a **** what you think? You’ve already demonstrated that you are stupid and incompetent, and when challenged you shirk your mistakes. One cannot easily recover from that, so find someone that has not yet deemed you stupid, and impress him or her. That ship has sailed for me, stupid.
There are too many like you, you smug, arrogant snob, that there is anything remotely unique about an inept dope attempting to justify ignorance.
Join the Democrats, as****e…they embrace frauds.
I have to walk this back a bit…
That post you recently made about the left and violence, and the sheer courage and guts of Paul Revere and his comrades was very well said.
I truly mean that. I do not believe I have ever read a more profound, yet crystal clear statement in any of these online forums.
Good post, Chi Sam. Hopefully shows you just how foolish you can look by shooting your mouth off without thinking.
I hope you feel better for making the effort.
LOL…this is getting good.
GO JESUS!
LOL…wow. I don’t believe you about “your” party…can’t remember seeing such rudeness from anyone but a lying, liberal democrat.
I think those types lost all their manners when JFK died…not been once since then worth voting for…and he was questionable.
it would make some very expensive toilet paper
And it doesn’t matter with WHOM they become writing partners – it just guarantees that other author/s will lose his/her following, also. Guess their propensity for lies makes ’em a sorta shoo-in for fiction, though, eh?
Thumbs up for shoo-in. Most of the dummies you zealously defend would write shoe in.
Well crap! Everything they say is fiction! Or, as most of us will say, “It was a lie!” The Clinton’s have lied their way through life and wealth! This will just another. Remember, “I never has sex with that woman”? Or, “No Americans died in the Benghazi attack. They are resting at home with their families”. But, he is revealing that this fiction. What is fiction. it is a story which never happened. A literary lie. acceptable when labeled as fiction. Not as a public statement to the people. Class dismissed.
I can’t believe this post wasn’t answered.
Did Chi Sam burst a vein? LOL
Good job…you summed-up their entire crooked lives in just one paragraph.
Wouldn’t it be a best seller if they told about all their lies, corruption and despicable acts clear back 30 some years and gotten away with it?
These fools have no idea of how tired everyone is getting of them. I predict those two alone will cause the eventual death of the DemoCRAP party–and now that cow daughter of theirs is obviously throwing her name in the box.
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